by Arjo Mejilla

//don’t understand a term or two? ask your upperclassmen! 😀

ARIES

The power of .becomeTeamPlayer() compels you! However, you are being blood-bended away from getting along with others. Movements in the Binary Cosmos are incrementing the wilfulness and independence of your spirit, but you might ignore the other tasks in your pipeline and forget about the clock-edges.

TAURUS

The Binary Cosmos will help in your try-catches, but you’ll have to make an effort if you want your code to work. The Moon will bring out your inner werewolf and all your insecurities with it. Gluttony might override your software if you feel down or metastable so be careful.

GEMINI

You’ll be optimistic and open to new parameters with the blessing of the Binary Cosmos. Your popularity will increment and you’ll maniacally enjoy looking at mirrors as others feel an increased throughput when with you. However, you’ll feel like letting your dark side cross your firewall.

CANCER

Your motherboard will require more patience and cooperation than usual. You’re usually loving and caring, but some classes might require extra attention and be a drain on your clocks and battery.  Also, the Binary Cosmos sends you Pandora’s Box but renders you capable of sealing it anyway.

LEO

You’ll feel attractive, warm and affectionate with others but lust imbibes you with its latest patch as well. The Binary Cosmos increments your sociability while causing some metastability in your package. Using your clocks on networking might be good for you and your GUI.

VIRGO

The Binary Cosmos compels you to be more accepting of others and of your polymorphism. All your relationships should have smooth DFDs. Some metastability in your motherboard might pop-up though. Your inner goblins might break lose but your career pipeline will have inputs to choose from the whole month.

LIBRA

The Binary Cosmos aims to flush this month way beyond your cache. You’ll feel like the most up-to-date legacy software. The accessor methods for your natural talents and qualities are going to work better but, sure as the sun, be careful about the wish you make and in the path you take ’til the days go by.

SCORPIO

The Binary Cosmos is all over your usual system performance. You’ll be fearless and eager to take action and start new projects, but you’ll also have a hard time compiling your code fragments. Your GUI may be charming, but superficial. Try not to let your dark side take over.

SAGITTARIUS

This will be a powerful and action-packed month for you. Beyond the smoke and mirrors is a chance at networking with units from your interface. You’ll be robust, elegantly-coded, and user-friendly. The Binary Cosmos might bring horrors your way but, ultimately, you’ll be an ideal programming-partner.

CAPRICORN

Restless transformations will come to you at night but it’ll come with  creativity++, so no worries. Whether Euler or Hamiltonian, this is a good time for a tour with your package. The Binary Cosmos also compels you to be more of a social butterfly, but you’ll have to make an effort for your GUI to work.

AQUARIUS

The spirit of lust endows you with its latest plug-in this month. However, the Binary Cosmos will bring positive clock-edges within your Tree. Collaborating on a project or having some sort of tour, whether Euler or Hamiltonian, might be a good idea. Don’t fear metastability and take some risks this month.

PISCES

You’ll be reflective and you’ll have an urge to code in quiet solitude. Progress will be made in your software, but not so much on your hardware. You’ll be metastable for a while, but you’ll have a highly creative clock-period. You may also feel a stack overflow from the motherboard.

Data derived from http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-monthly-horoscopes-index.html