by Arjo Mejilla

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ARIES

This could be a metastable month for you and there will be bugs when using your .interact(). You could feel like your world is a blue screen of death and go through a personal Stack Overflow. However, healthy dietary inputs and timing your edge-triggered flip-flops will definitely help.

TAURUS

Expect to feel upped firewalls when in the meatspace or with someone who knows your private fields. Your chat rooms will be busy but you’ll be precise at taking auditory input and recall many details from friends++. A new love connection will be possible if you’re not judgmental.

GEMINI

The motto, “1s, not 0s” and faith in the future will help you feel good. A strong desire for extreme programming and an ethical lifespan will inspire trust. You’ll have strict definitions but will willingly take external inputs. You might waste a lot of time in focusing on the Symantec’s.

CANCER

You’ll be empathetic, supportive toward others, and willing to do anything to help if needed. Similarly, when you ask, others will call these macros for you too. However, your feelings could get corrupted, so read the comments but don’t dwell. A new someone() will be compelling.

LEO

You’ll be popular and charming, but there could be misunderstandings in your motherboard. You’ll be buggy and metastable, but you’ll get efficiency++ in your domain. The Binary Cosmos will also give  you a sense of being inspired and supported by the people in your package.

VIRGO

You’ll have OCness++ and you’ll pay more attention to the semi-colons. The Binary Cosmos will generate a good output for your social packages and its classes, but you’ll have to make time for this, which means that you may have to sacrifice other use cases. An activity diagram might help.

LIBRA

The Binary Cosmos will continue your exceptions and metastability, especially with your genetic package and extreme programming buddy. You’ll need to increment your patience & diplomacy for higher throughput. Also, this might be a good time to learn a new language.

SCORPIO

The Binary Cosmos deposits energy and focus in your internal bank account. You’ll be active and busy, as well as eager to get going on new projects. Don’t hesitate marketing your interface and be proactive. Easy coding and good use cases are with you this month.

SAGITTARIUS

You have a positive finite state towards your sociability fields. However, there could be power struggles, especially with your partner. You could develop a crush on someone or come up with insights just by using Math.random(). The Binary Cosmos is with you this month.

CAPRICORN

Shuffle() is called on you with “social life” as the parameter as the Binary Cosmos causes metastability in your motherboard and strong Wi-Fi mingle with your package mates and fellow coders. Just be empathetic if someone is lagging and try not to put too many comments.

AQUARIUS

Your state machine is well-oiled this month, especially the “love” state. However, the Binary Cosmos seems to be playing with you as romance++ & creativity++ are linked with some metastability towards neighbors and instances of your surname. Debug what you can to keep peace.

PISCES

A personal upgrade will be possible while you’re learning to defend your theses. There might be a chance for a new interdependency with someone nice. It might be difficult to compile everyday events and responsibilities, but you’ll have a rich internal life and exponential creativity.

Data derived from http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-monthly-horoscopes-index.html