Horoscope: July Edition

by Arjo Mejilla

ARIES

Your emotions might go haywire and you probably would not want others to help out with your code. Having more flexible parameters might help you this month. You’ll feel the need to System.out.print(yourself).

TAURUS

Your presence would be a much-appreciated debugging force this month. A New Moon will also help you restart your peopleAround.howTheySeeYou(). This might be a good time to perform a skills++.

GEMINI

Your implementation is good and positive this month. Your social instance will have boosted activity and you will receive several notifications. Your passion and appeal will yield an OutOfBoundsException.

CANCER

The Sun in your sign this month will make you feel powerful and creative. Your confidence will increment exponentially and you will have a sense of refreshed functionality. However, expect a few communication bugs and a tendency to heighten your firewall when beta tested.

LEO

Your instance this month will be very interactive. People will respond to your warm and generous nature, but you will have to pay extra attention to the dots and semi-colons. Learn from your past mistakes and surely, your program will run smoothly.

VIRGO

You might want to attend networking events to train and patch your skills. Print your Strings, a lot of users would be interested in them this month, but being distracted might cause you some syntax errors or even some missing files.

LIBRA

This month might be particularly hard to debug. Conserve your CMOS battery and regularly recharge. Your confidence and assertion will increment but others might mistake these for errors. The people in your life are used to writing your code.

SCORPIO

There could be a chance to travel to your childhood or ancestral archives. Reading might also be a good idea. The right book or information will cybertronically appear when you need it! You might also be interested to construct your homemaker self.

SAGITTARIUS

Try to be more flexible with the parameters that you accept for your main(). This could be difficult to achieve at times, but it is still possible. You might be forced to debug things you’ve been avoiding, but deep within, you know the right algorithms you need.

CAPRICORN

You’ll feel disoriented and might experience a personal stack overflow. It will be important to handle these exceptions. All you have to do is query and be willing to accept help when you need it. It isn’t always necessary to be a super computer.

AQUARIUS

You’ll feel high-speed connections and some ++ to your love and creativity. Go where you can expand your ArrayList of friends and minimize your coding time. However, syntax errors could have higher multiplicities this month.

PISCES

You might feel discombobulated this month. If you’re musical or artistic, this would be a good time to System.out.print(yourself). You will feel like forming and developing others, but glitches could pop-up due to carelessness.

Data derived from http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-monthly-horoscopes-index.html. This article is entirely for entertainment and should not be regarded as fact.