by Arjo Mejilla

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ARIES

You’ll expend a lot of RAM trying to increment your career and make a name for yourself. You might have to terminate personal process queues to go to business events or training. You’ll meet others who can help or give data, so it could be worth it. However, a love interest who demands a lot of clock periods might pop-up.

TAURUS

This month, the Binary Cosmos will call your methods of organization and productivity. You’ll be focused on managing your networking more efficiently, such as responding to intents only at certain times. You’ll be practical and you’ll use common sense when faced with such conditional statements.

GEMINI

You’ll passionately pursue IT this month. You’ll also be like a glitch, restless,  longing for tours and circuits and new experiences. Your instantiation will be exciting and fresh. The Binary Cosmos brings excellent cases for growth. You’ll also be more recursive than usual with the alignment of the 1’s and 0’s.

CANCER

The Binary Cosmos will oppose your sign this month. At different times, the bits and nibbles may influence your state and manifest. Any connections to your home port will be intense. Unpredictable processes this month will pop-up developments in your career that could metastabilize your work or life balance.

LEO

Networking, travel, and data-gathering will be implemented by the Binary Cosmos with .random() this month. You might decide to break the usual loop and take a trip or go study. You could receive alerts that will change your code at compile time. You might put up your firewall if you feel that you’re being smothered.

VIRGO

You’ll know that your coding partner or thesis groupmate is committed and trustworthy. Exponential feelings will increment your bond and your GUI will display how you feel. You may visit a female relative, but there could be metastability. You’ll glass box your career path with minimal clock periods.

LIBRA

Your life cycle with and in the motherboard will be metastable and not without Exceptions during this month. You may feel weighted or restricted by method calls in that aspect of your instance. You may have to aid a super class or deal with heavy financial expenditures on your localhost. Whatever happens may take highest priority.

SCORPIO

Events that occur this month will be challenging learning experiences. You’ll become more robust and elegantly-coded as a result, but that data might not be accessible to you yet. However, you may have been too aggressive or overbearing and will now face the return values of your functions.

SAGITTARIUS

The Binary Cosmos will help you attract new switch cases and you’ll feel like you have a pretty GUI. Whatever you want will be magically available if you’re not polymorphic about it. You might have impulsively branched to something prematurely and now need to blackbox your decision. Also, your love aspect will be surprising.

CAPRICORN

What a powerful month this will be for you with the Binary Cosmos accessing your IP Address! This would be a good time to use your software design and maintenance skills and prove to everyone how capable you are. You’ll work hard, but also receive great return values with the quality of your methods. You’ll be a dedicated, trustworthy coder.

AQUARIUS

You’ll have higher RAM and run many different processes this month. If you’re doing pair programming, you’ll have new experiences together. If you’re decoupled, you’ll have more switch-cases for love. You could be hard on yourself with much disarray in the Binary Cosmos. You might be obsessed about your archives and draw them an EERD.

PISCES

Your Scanner may not be sure of yourself or others this month. You’ll be focused on coding some labs or your thesis with friends and associates or be heavily involved in CompSAt. All of this will require robust commitment and will bring new priority queues. You’ll face conditional statements regarding your future quite soundly.

Data derived from http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-monthly-horoscopes-index.html