by Arjo Mejilla

//don’t understand a term or two? ask your upperclassmen! 😀

ARIES

This month, you’ll experience in-game frustration between the desire for freedom and the urge for intimate networking. You’ll feel incremented love and affection, but at times you’ll need to be disconnected and compile your own code. Try to invoke an equality between independence and altruism.

TAURUS

The Binary Cosmos hover over your relationship database this month. You’ll need to try-catch those commitments to your loved ones or your romantic partner if(!relationships.pop()) is what you want. Intimacy is possible if you’re willing to be serious, and then you can focus on contributing to that repository.

GEMINI

Your thoughts will be on distant clock-edges and you’ll declare new goals this month. The Binary Cosmos will invoke romance and creativity. You’ll be attracted to someone, whether this is a new person in your bio-instance or someone already in your package, you’ll feel cathected and appreciate the attention.

CANCER

You’ll feel on edge. However, it’ll be largely due to the Binary Cosmos interfering with your parent nodes. An attraction to someone will increment. You’ll be very committed and serious about how you feel about this person, whether it’s someone new or an existing private field.

LEO

Your playfulness and fearlessness require more bits of memory this month. You’ll be flirtatious, adventurous, and willing to call the main() method. If you’re interested in someone, go for it. If you’re already committed to someone, be proactive and plus-plus some excitement to your runtime.

VIRGO

Your life could be buggy and error-prone(semantic) this month. You could have opportunities that don’t instantiate or you could feel metastable by too many cases in your switch. You’ll be irritable, and there could be arguments and bickering. Past issues will pop-up and someone could push your buttons.

LIBRA

You’ll be elegantly-coded and attractive and may meet someone new. If(you.relationship != null), you’ll strive to please your partner, but the Binary Cosmos will make you crave singularity, too. Equality will be much desired, but difficult to compile. You’ll be metastable and on the move.

SCORPIO

You’ll have a serious, hard-coded approach to life. You might have to scan reality about a few things, but you’ll have a strong processor to flush changes. You’ll be able to utilize your strengths and declare a new instance in a mature way. Be kind to yourself and delete error archives this month.

SAGITTARIUS

You’ll be curious about many things and be proactive this month. You’ll try out different programming languages, so be ready to make increments in life. Conversations will be exception-free and amusing, and you’ll feel as if you have good people in your database. Warm and happy connections are possible.

CAPRICORN

The Binary Cosmos invokes a strong commitment to others. You’ll be available, if needed, as well as loyal and trustworthy. You’ll reinitialize the chance to use your software to help out over the next month. New opportunities at work may not instantiate to your satisfaction.

AQUARIUS

There will be several opportunities for coupling this month, and this could be overwhelming. If you’re single, there could be too many cases of switch(partner). If you’re in a relationship, you might be tempted to stray. If you’re in a project team, make an effort to spend clock-periods together.

PISCES

Daily life may have seemed like a StackOverflow lately, and this month will be no exception. Your simulation will be amazing, but dealing with commitments and schedules could be metastable. Try to stay on track as much as possible by typing everything down and using whatever processes work for you.

Data derived from http://my.horoscope.com/astrology/free-monthly-horoscopes-index.html